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‘I can be your wing-man’ -Cicada

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I will never find love not that I want some
Because marriage SUCKS

Dialga time lord June 14, 2018

I will never find love no that I want some

Dialga time lord June 14, 2018

Friend: Theodd1sout? I’ve never watched him.
Me: You don’t watch Theodd1sout? Well… That’s… That’s terrible.
Friend: Theodd1sout. He sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. Who is he?
Me: Who is Theodd1sout? Man, where do I begin!
music starts
Me: The days get longer, The nights get shorter, The sun is shining.
Brother: But I’m at my computer.
Me: It’s Theodd1sout, every single moment is worth its weight in gold.
Theodd1sout, he has the world’s best stories and they’re waiting to be told.
It’s Garfild and Aesop’s fables, and also comics.
It’s Ja-ames, man, where do we begin?
Theodd1sout is ponds and pools filled with sprinkles, just making a mess.
Theodd1sout, sitting watching cable TV with only PBS.
It’s also… How to get the most, candy trick-or treating, Sooubways 1, 2, and 3!
Finding a haunted house, reading old comics, Or driving his sister in…Actually, he was respectful of his sister.
Theodd1sout, it’s crickets and cicadas making mating calls in bed.
Theodd1sout, it’s talking about hamsters that are so sadly dead.
That’s what it means to me.
Me and my friend: The days get longer, The nights get shorter, The sun is shining.
Brother: But I’m at my computer.
Phineas: It’s Theodd1sout, every single moment is worth its weight in gold.
Theodd1sout, it’s like the world’s best story and it’s waiting to be told.
It’s mom’s punishments, pokemon art, and going vegan.
It’s Theodd1sout, man, where do we begin?
Choir: Theodd1sout, man, where do we begin?
Me: How did you get in my house? Go. Now. That’s the last time I leave my door unlocked.

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Mega Charliezard YT (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQofX7v95-oFlGb1hJ1AogQ) June 11, 2018

I never thought I’d relate to a cicada and a cricket so much

Yeeeetttt June 03, 2018

Dang cicadas.

DrDoubleEyes May 28, 2018

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