Chips

Chips

You suck! Boo! Finally, you opened the bag! It's mostly air anyways You shouldn't be eating me chubby cheeks Why'd you eat him first? How's the chi...

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Ugly as a Moth

Ugly as a Moth

Why are you sad? Because I'm ugly. Don't be sad! You might be an ugly caterpillar now, but one day you'll grow into a beautiful moth.  A Moth? You ...

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Alone on Valentine's Day

Alone on Valentine's Day

Are you Alone on Valentine's Day Yes Lizard cupid Don't be Sad, I have a gift for you. Aw, thanks! These are crickets.  If you don't want them, I'l...

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Valentines Anniversary

Valentines Anniversary

Hey Babe. Do you know what day it is? Valentine's Day? No. It's our anniversary! Our anniversary of what-?  Of when we broke up.  

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Trump

Trump

C'mon, you have to give trump a chance. *Sign* OK My cookie doesn't fit Thanks. Trump! It doesn't have the same ring to it. 

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A-Villain-with-Dyslexia

A-Villain-with-Dyslexia

    Haha! Right in the heart! Actually my heart's on the left side Yes That's what I did Wait It's ok man it happens to the best of us

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Dumb Printer

Dumb Printer

DUMB PRINTER!!!  I'm printing something in black and white!! Why do I need colored ink? Hey, I'm sorry you have to deal with that guy back there. I...

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